I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
and eventually we just all took our pants off
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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