i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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