A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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