Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
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Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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