What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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