How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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