how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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