dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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