he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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