she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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