we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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