Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
there is glitter all over my balls
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