I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she peed on how many people?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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