Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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They took my balls.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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