He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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