she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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