You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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