Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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