Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just found a bag of teeth...
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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