Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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