Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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