i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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