I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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