all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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