problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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