Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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