As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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