will power is for people who don't want to get laid
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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