What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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