Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Randomize