u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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