Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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