Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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