"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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