So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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