Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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