The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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