what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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