PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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