why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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