YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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