Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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