she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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