you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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