My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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