your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
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Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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