standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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