i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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