I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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