I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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